But, but butt [sic] a scenario: what if its me choking on the tortilla chip, Hollie?! Will I then be excused for being late with my philosophical fun article submission? [Cause you know; I know for sure its going to be me that's late to the party ;-)]-- I just know it!!!

Can I perty please have an extension or do I have to lodge a complaint about my having to snort a lodged tortilla chip down my throat? --[-I just want to ensure I have all the loose ends on this tied up before I'm given a top secret double secret probation for procrastination that has yet to be decided]! --- Gosh when this chips are down this all gets so terribly hard!!!